Scotland or Bust by Kira Archer Book Review

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Nicole Franklin decided that the best way to get over her deadbeat boyfriend was a sudden change of scenery.  So he’d never taken her to Europe even though she’d made it clear she’d love a fancy vacation? She’d take herself! Unfortunately, all of her planning went into getting out of dodge, so what’s a girl going to do about little things like money, a place to stay, and…oh…a visa?  Enter Harrison Troy, a UK national in sudden need of an assistant for his yearly trip to his family’s estate/tour agency.  When Nic finds out his family is behind her fantasy Outlander vacation package she is sold, but there might be a few things her uptight employer forgot to mention…

Overall, Kira Archer’s latest novel, Scotland or Bust, is a cute romp about two total opposites and complete strangers stumbling into a relationship with one another.  Add a cast of unique, fun, and genuinely warm characters and a smattering of Outlander hijinks, and it’s a light, summer read that almost any romance reader can enjoy (there are even a few obligatory kilt mentions). Honestly, while Harrison’s grandmother would probably drive me crazy in real life (I’m not sure I could handle Granny streaking on the battlements) I hope I enjoy each day that much when I’m elderly.  Harrison’s friendships and the friendships between their spouses also rang true, and Kira Archer knows how to write women who actually support one another instead of constantly competing for a man (no evil, heinous exes to be negatively compared to the heroine in her books that I’ve seen so far).

However, if you’ve read my other reviews the fact that I’ve frontloaded so much positivity is a sign that I struggled with some aspects of Scotland or Bust.  To be more precise Nicole lost me with her first appearance in the book, and I never was able to get back on board with her character.  I remained stuck in Harrison’s first impression of the oversharing, talkative, and flirtatious girl whose response to a seat mate with take off anxiety was offering to make out (spoiler alert: they do, and they both liked it).  Nic’s egregious infodump about why she was traveling made my introvert self curl up in a ball and hide.  Even as the story progressed, and I saw that Nic is also an extremely capable assistant with the incredible ability to turn set backs into opportunities and deals with the most eccentric Troy clan members with ease (she magically fits into Harrison’s family, which also didn’t work for me) I couldn’t let go of the feeling that our heroine was really a flighty girl trying to pull a geographic (changing locale with the intent of fixing problems but continuing to make the same type of choices that caused problems before), rather than a heroine that I could identify with on any level.

I did identify with Harrison on many levels since his strait laced personality matches aspects of mine.  However, I never fully bought into his attraction to Nic beyond the physical, probably because I didn’t fall in love with her as I read the book.  I also didn’t entirely understand the issues he had with his family although it was very clear they provided a lot of fodder for town gossip!

Would I recommend Scotland or Bust?  Yes; it didn’t work for me, but many readers who enjoy less explicit, contemporary novels will love the whirlwind romance of an American girl breaking down her British boss’ stiff upper lip.  It’s sweet, light, and completely unoffensive.  It’s just not quite the romance for me.

3.5 Animal Skeletons Falling out of the Ceiling out of 5

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Consent by Charmaine Pauls Book Review

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Consent is the second half of Charmaine Pauls’ Johannesburg underworld The Loan Shark Duology, which focuses on the complex relationship between Gabriel Louw, a powerful mafioso, and Valentina Haynes, the young woman who sells herself to him to pay off her brother’s debt.  By the end of the first book Dubious it’s clear that both parties feel more than lust, but when you’ve been brought together by violence and obligation how can you transform your bond to something pure and worthy of protecting?

It’s very hard for me to talk about the events in Consent without spoiling almost everything from the end of Dubious, which is a major plot point to the cliffhanger.  I can only say that Gabriel and Valentina are together in book two (it wouldn’t be much of an erotic romance if the main couple became permanently separated now would it), but the plot buys a ticket to Hardcore Crazy Town.  If you love the type of twists that crop up in daytime soaps or can at least appreciate them Consent is totally your catnip.  I, on the other hand, rolled my eyes so hard they clacked in the back of my head when a presumed faked death occurred, and I was holding my head in my hands by the final pages.

While it’s a minor spoiler Pauls delivers a HEA; it’s just not quite how you’d expect it (Valentina also manages to turn into Too Perfect to Be Real TM, which she bordered on in Dubious but had enough slight faults to avoid).  Somehow I plowed through book two despite my disbelief in the sheer amount of crazy sauce delivered (to borrow a term from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books), and  I enjoyed the ending even though it left me a little underwhelmed.  I wanted a dark, gritty ending for a pair of flawed, damaged people; that isn’t where Charmaine Pauls wanted her characters to end up. If you like fairy tale finales I think you’ll find it sweet and touching, and Consent will be a much easier read than book one.

3 Fire Damaged Wedding Rings out of 5

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Fanbase Press Launches Fundraising Campaign to Benefit United For Puerto Rico and RAINN (November 3-9)

Fanbase Press Launches Fundraising Campaign to Benefit United for Puerto Rico and RAINN (November 3-9)

When Fanbase Press is not providing you with the latest in geek news and entertainment, the Fanbase Press staff hopes to offer our readers a variety of opportunities to give back to the community. We love reading comics, watching movies, and playing video games, but we are never happier than when we are able to help others.  For that reason, Fanbase Press is honored to announce its Fundraising Campaign to benefit United for Puerto Rico and RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network).  From November 3 – 9, 2017, customers will be able to purchase select Fanbase Press comic books, graphic novels, art prints, pins, and more from the Fanbase Press Online Store, and all proceeds will be donated to United for Puerto Rico and RAINN.

During Fanbase Press’ Fundraising Campaign, the following items (noted by the “Fundraising Item” designation) will be available for purchase in our Online Store, while supplies last:

  • Quince trade paperback
  • Quince art print
  • The Gamma Gals trade paperback
  • The Gamma Gals art print
  • Hero Hotel graphic novel
  • Penguins vs. Possums: Volume Two trade paperback
  • Penguins vs. Possums #6 Sketch Cover Variant
  • Penguins vs. Possums #6 Coloring Book Cover Variant
  • Penguins vs. Possums Gift Boxes
  • Fanbase Press pins
  • Fearworms: Selected Poems art print
  • Identity Thief postcard

Click here to see the full list of items for sale as part of the Fundraising Campaign.  The available items range in price from $1 to $20.  No purchase is too small, as every monetary donation will be given to United for Puerto Rico and RAINN.  We hope that you will join us in giving back to our community.  Additional information regarding these two organizations may be found below.

United for Puerto Rico is an initiative brought forth by the First Lady of Puerto Rico, Beatriz Rosselló, in collaboration with the private sector, with the purpose of providing aid and support to those affected in Puerto Rico by the passage of Hurricane Irma and Hurricane María. 100% of the proceeds will go to helping the victims affected by these natural disasters in Puerto Rico.

RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE,, and in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help survivors, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.

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Dubious by Charmaine Pauls Book Review

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I don’t read a lot of contemporary romance/erotica simply because the escape into another time and place is as important as my enjoyment of the connection between people. However, when I saw that Charmaine Pauls’ The Loan Shark Duet took place in Johannesburg, South Africa my interest piqued. A dark story set in a uncommon locale definitely sounded like something I needed to try.

Valentina will do anything to protect her brother, Charlie, after the car accident that left him with brain damage. She just never thought she’d have to bind herself to Johannesburg’s most notorious gangster, Gabriel Louw, to pay off Charlie’s gambling debt. For nine years Valentina belongs to Gabriel to be used however he sees fit; she just never anticipated how gentle, caring, and respectful her master could be when taking what he wants…or how he makes her want to be more than just his possession.

Dubious should not have worked for me at all. The basic premise denies Valentina the ability to consent to anything Gabriel does to her, which is something I prize highly in anything focusing on sexual relationships. Frankly the idea of the heroine belonging to the hero repulsed me on a purely intellectual level, but Charmaine Pauls’ writing and careful scenario hooked me emotionally.  The deciding factor was how Gabriel proceeded with his seduction of Valentina. Given their agreement he could have forced her and called it fair; of course Valentina has no right to deny Gabriel’s desires, but he lets her set the pace. Rather than setting taking her virginity as a goal, he moves slowly to make his playtoy want his touch and crave sex (okay, Gabriel’s reasons are pretty nefarious, but I still appreciated his focus on Valentina’s pleasure), and penis in vagina sex doesn’t occur until Valentina asks/begs for it. It’s definitely not an example of How Relationships Should Be Done TM, but it transformed a dub con scenario into something palatable.

Gabriel’s kind treatment of Valentina can’t change the fact that he’s in the business of doing unethical things, and his mother and ex-wife exemplify how women generally survive in his world. Valentina is strong, but she lacks the ruthless edge necessary to play the games in mafia society, so just being in the Louw household makes her an easy target. She manages to get Gabriel’s employees on her side (some of the cast seem to magically be drawn to her), but Magda Louw, her owner’s mother, just wants an excuse to make the young woman disappear…permanently.

Magda’s desire to dispose of Valentina sets up the one point in the plot that I found nearly unforgivable. It is so pivotal to the cliffhanger and book two, Consent, that I have to vague book it, but suffice it to say that Gabriel makes a choice that enfuriates me.

At the end of the day I wanted to know if Valentina and Gabriel could make it beyond hot sex and bad decisions to form a real relationship. Despite everything I was rooting for those crazy kids and wanted some type of HEA, not just steamy erotica.

4 Snobby Teenage Daughters out of 5

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69 Million Things I Hate About You by Kira Archer Book Review

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When Kiersten Abbott gets promoted to her boss’ main personal assistant after the previous one gets fired for wanting time off  to get married, she knows it’s going to be difficult. Cole Harrington expects his assistants to be at his beck and call, no matter the time of day or night, and many of his demands cross tthe line between PA and mother. Winning 69 million dollars in the lotto allows Kiersten the freedom to walk away from her entitled boss any time she wants to, but what’s the fun in that? Why not see how far she can push him since all he can do is fire her from a job she no longer needs? Unfortunately, Cole finds his mild mannered assistant’s sudden rebellion intriguing, and he decides to fight fire with fire and make Kiersten quit.  However, the blossoming attraction between the pair hints at something more than acting out behind their game. Can they break through their misconceptions of each other and find a HEA?

Generally I prefer historical romance to contemporary, but the description of 69 Million Things I Hate About You drew me in.  I enjoy the hate to love dynamic (or I hate you so much I love you), and Kiersten promised to be a fiery heroine who wasn’t going to be a complete door mat.  Billionaires aren’t a turn on for me, but Kira Archer combined the trope with enough other intriguing elements that I was willing to give it a try.

Both Kiersten and Cole display lives outside their work relationship including close bonds with friends.  Cole has had bad experiences with women wanting to date him solely for his pocket book, but the story side steps the evil ex trope and makes Kiersten different because she’s willing to stand up to him, not because she’s super pure, sweet, and has a magic vagina that can heal the hero’s wounded ego/heart/body/etc. Admittedly, she only can show her true personality when she can afford to lose her job, but I found that incredibly relatable (some days I have opinions I have to keep to myself).  The wit and intelligence it takes to concoct her increasingly elaborate pranks made me love her, and I’m sure hanging out with a real life Kiersten would be entertaining and fun.

Cole also has enough backstory and depth to fell like a whole human being although one of the critical reveals occurred a little too late in the story for me to fully care.  He does show signs of being an alpha male (I think you have to be to reach billionaire status), but he also knows how to care for another human being deeply and allow agency.  Cole’s billionaire veneer also hides charitable causes that are close to his heart, and he doesn’t just donate because that’s what rich people do; he genuinely wants to find solutions for the problems he advocates for.

After reading so much erotica the sex scenes between Kiersten and Cole, when they finally occur (they have to work for it; the main focus in their game of pushing buttons) feel a little mild, but 69 Million Things I Hate About You is a quirky revenge to love tale not another book jumping on the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey (although there is a brief reference).  I did appreciate that Kiersten and Cole were equals in their sexual encounters, and Archer doesn’t throw in any reference to how many partners either has had.  Both have dated other people, but it’s treated as something normal for a pair of late 20 somethings.

My only major quibble is that the big conflict at the end of the book felt like it came out of no where.  There wasn’t enough set up for me to fully understand why the situation mattered so much, and while I was relieved when Kiersten and Cole worked past it to realize a full relationship, I didn’t appreciate the stakes.

Overall, 69 Million Things I Hate About You isn’t going to change your life, but it’s a fun, uplifting read that will brighten your day.  Watching Cole and Kiersten’s back and forth kept me smiling, and it did warm my heart when they finally earned their HEA.  Now I need to go buy a lottery ticket…

4 Pizza Parties with Girlfriends out of 5

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The Krinar Experiment by Charmaine Pauls Novella Review



It has become more common for authors to invite others to play in their sandbox and create original stories based on their worlds, especially in the romance community. Charmaine Paul’s <i>The Krinar Experiment</i> steps into Anna Zaires’ sci fi world as a prequel novella to the invasion of Earth that plays a major role in the primary series. It is one of several works that are part of Amazon’s Krinar Kindle World and will be available for purchase on September 12, 2017.

Drako’s mission was to observe Earth to decide whether or not the Krinar might live peacefully along with the current inhabitants. However, when his space pod crashes in Johannesburg, he gets captured by the South African Secret Service, who don’t seem very open to the idea of meeting another sentient species or even asking reasonable questions. The only thing that goes right is the arrival of pretty human nurse, Ilse, to tend his injuries. Drako’s attraction grabs him from the moment she steps into his cell, but why is she there at all?

I have never read any of the other novels in the Krinar series, so some of the things that bothered me in <i> The Krinar Experiment</i> fall under creations by the original author. Maybe I’m just a little old fashioned but extraterrestrials that are basically vegan space vampires (except for the part where they do enjoy human blood even though they don’t need it to survive) shatters my suspension of disbelief so quickly that I can’t even buy into the world. The technology introduced by Anna Zaires intrigued me though, and I actually would have enjoyed more focus on Krina rather than Earth.

However, I mostly enjoyed the characters created by Charmaine Pauls to inhabit this world. Ilse was sweet, caring, and surprisingly tough when she needed to be (although she does stray a little close to unrealistically wonderful given that pretty much everyone wants to protect her/be with her/care for her). Drako is physically an incredible specimen, but his stubborn moral code creates a deep flaw that prevents him from being overly perfect. I’m not a huge fan of insta-lust/attraction, but Pauls plays it as a subconscious recognition of something in each party that fulfills unacknowledged needs.

Obviously, many readers coming to this novella want to know if the sex is worth the read, and I unequivocally say that it is. There is a hint of dub con (dubious consent), but overall the power dynamic didn’t bother me because I never felt that Ilse was truly in danger or threatened by Drako. I mainly felt frustrated that lack of using their words left a major misunderstanding brewing between the pair, which caused heartache, bad decisions, and almost prevented a HEA.

Overall, <i>The Krinar Experiment</I> is a nice light read that balances Chamaine Pauls’ love of her native South Africa with both sci fi and the dark side of the country. Being a novella the resolution felt a little rushed, but it is hard to develop a plot fully with a limited number of pages. I don’t know if it inspired me to check out any other books about the Krinar (I have a huge stack of things in my to be read/reviews pile), but it was a fun diversion. I’m sure fans of the universe will find this a pleasant addition to tide them over for more full length novels.

4 Bargains for Articles of Clothing out of 5

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And now Patience is alone — Miki Scaife 5/8/2000 to 7/28/2017

Four months and eight days after I lost his sister, Miki gave me the sign that he was ready to join his original pack. He was a chow hound to the end even though he struggled to sit up and happily devoured a McDonald’s cheeseburger and ice cream cone as a final treat. 

Miki was the last of my original dogs, so his death is especially hard. He is entwined with all my memories of this house and neighborhood, and he was always my very good boy. Miki loved everyone (except for my former foster dog, Stinger), and he helped many shy foster pups blossom and find new homes. 

One of my favorite Miki stories involves me accidentally locking him in my car when we were at the Austin Humane Society for training class. I was panicking, so one of the instructors convinced AFD to come out. Miki thought we were playing some sort of a game and stayed calm throughout the entire ordeal. When the firemen arrived he lit up; all these men had come to visit him (Miki loved men)! Overall, he loved the entire situation and recovered more quickly than me. 

I called my little man Miki St Francis Scaife because he loved all the little creatures. He was always trustworthy with the cats, and Gabe, my oldest cat, began cuddling with Miki a lot after he lost use of his legs. 

I’m sure our neighbors will miss seeing Miki riding around in his dog chariot (kids really adored it), but I think Gabe may inherit the chariot for a while since I can zip it shut. 

I’ll look for another dog eventually, but Patience and I will need some time to grieve plus Little Crazy needs a nice dumb boy dog who doesn’t mind her attitude. Right now my heart hurts; Miki was my heart dog, so I have a large hole he filled. I know he’ll be looking out for us for as long as we need; Miki’s love for me matched mine for him, which probably kept him going for so long. 

I love you so much, Little Man, and even when I find another bed hog to watch TV with and cuddle, I will never forget you. 

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